Personal ads

What they say and what they SHOULD say

A few from my favorite dating site...

Single 43 year old man with close ties to family, (total momma's boy who still lives at home.) I really enjoy watching sports, (never ever gets off couch except to get more beer,) and would love to meet a nice, laid back girl who will enjoy it with me, (she will be required to bring said beer and serve all subsequent meals in front of the tv.) I'm good looking, (if you ignore the beer gut,) and want an attractive, sensuous woman between the ages of 18 and 25. (a guy can dream can't he?)