Slow gear

My brain is in slow gear aka holiday relax mode and I have nothing major to write. So, I decided to post about a few things I have always wondered about, (can you tell I'm bored?)

What is the correct way to put the toilet paper on the roll, up or down?

Where DO the socks go when the dryer eats them?

Which is more sanitary in a public bathroom, paper towels or a hot air dryer?

Why should you be able to bounce a quarter off a well made bed? Who came up with that?

Why are you supposed to use distilled water, (rather than tap water,) in an iron?

How do the junk snail mail people always get my address?

Looking forward to hearing your thoughts!